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A fart that has been spent. E.g a fart that is no longer available
Man that was a spent fart, I couldn't smell nothing
a very talented singer/dancer/actor. Everyone likes to hate on him and call him a "wigger."
People who hate on JT are usually
-uncoordinated retards who cannot dance, sing or perform any other task harder than breathing and attacking everyone
-"macho" men who are insecure, pretend to hate him, but will still shove their fat boner into some girl at the club when "SexyBack" comes on
-emo idiots who rebel against anything "mainstream", slit their wrists at night while sacrificing goats at their My Chemical Romance altar
He is extrememly talented. Stop trying to appear "cool" by hating him. He has millions, a clothing line, and could get more pussy than all of you retarded pricks combined. You all know that if you could be him for a day, you would. so take your head of your ass. peace out.
Loser: OMG I HATE THAT FAGGOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
Me: Why? Because he can dance, sing, act, does not lip sync, writes his own songs, has millions, a mansion, a sexy girlfriend, donates to charity, is an all-around decent human being, and could kick your ass?
Loser:...
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Located in LA, the Venice boardwalk is either:
a) A tourist type attraction where hopless people from Idaho travel around in fanny packs snapping pictures of degenrate hobos, artists, and muscle men
b) Where locals like myself go to get the best 1 dollar pizza and high quality- bongs.
Scene 1:
Tourist Hilbilly: Aww look at that there hobo feller. Give him a dollar for his troubles
Me: That hobo wants crack peaseant, not your cheap ass dollars.
Scene 2:
Me: Wanna go down to Venice in between class and get some 1 dollar pizza?
My Friend: Yeah...but lets look at the bongs too.
Me: That goes with out saying.
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Based on the word virginity, lipginity is the stae of being un-kissed. if you retain your lipginity, you have never been kissed
"Dude that girls a fucking slor! Last week, she still had her lipginity, and now she gives you brain if you smile at her. How fucked is that?"
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