coight

Sphincter or bowel-valve

The cat's coight winked enticingly at me in the pale glow of my cigarette.

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bistulum

A burp that has travled to the end of your digestive tract and back picking up a strong scent of shit (ass scented beltch).

Her breath was rank with bistulum.

saddamy

The act of being sodomised by Saddam Hussein.

The US forces in IRAQ were coming under a hail of Saddamy.

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scroink

this word is a combination of screwing and boinking; as in sex. A fundimental need that we all have in life and one that is similar to having to "scratch an itch". Like eating, sleeping, breathing and shitting; scroinking, AKA:inking the deal, getting loose, getting down, macing, boneing, slaying it etc, etc. is NOT SOMETHING that we can live without.

I invited her over for a movie but, i was really just looking for a mid week scroink.

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phucking

Egyptian form of 'fucking'

The Pharoh was caught phucking the alterboy.

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Textiquette

A code that governs the expectations of social mobil texting behavior. Keeping in contact and responding in the same electronic communication form. IE: text/text, email/email, phone/phone, smoke signal/ smoke etc.

It was poor textiquette for Me to call Will directly after he had just texted me that there was surf. I should have texted him back and not broken the textiquette chain but, some times it takes so much longer to type then talk. M

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furp

The sound a fart makes when you've been holding it too long and it reverses back up the colon and into the gut. Eventually it may emerge as a 'bistulum' (ass scented beltch).

I clentched hard and furp(ed) loudly only adding to the confusion within the lift.

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