coight

Sphincter or bowel-valve

The cat's coight winked enticingly at me in the pale glow of my cigarette.

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bistulum

A burp that has travled to the end of your digestive tract and back picking up a strong scent of shit (ass scented beltch).

Her breath was rank with bistulum.

rextortion

When your dog has information that will harm you and uses it for canine gain.

It was a clear case of rextortion - the dog had the goods on the poor guy - check out the cupboard - full of bones!

scroink

this word is a combination of screwing and boinking; as in sex. A fundimental need that we all have in life and one that is similar to having to "scratch an itch". Like eating, sleeping, breathing and shitting; scroinking, AKA:inking the deal, getting loose, getting down, macing, boneing, slaying it etc, etc. is NOT SOMETHING that we can live without.

I invited her over for a movie but, i was really just looking for a mid week scroink.

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phucking

Egyptian form of 'fucking'

The Pharoh was caught phucking the alterboy.

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Textiquette

A code that governs the expectations of social mobil texting behavior. Keeping in contact and responding in the same electronic communication form. IE: text/text, email/email, phone/phone, smoke signal/ smoke etc.

It was poor textiquette for Me to call Will directly after he had just texted me that there was surf. I should have texted him back and not broken the textiquette chain but, some times it takes so much longer to type then talk. M

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saddamy

The act of being sodomised by Saddam Hussein.

The US forces in IRAQ were coming under a hail of Saddamy.

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