mosher's neck

The painful aching of the neck muscles after moshing, jumping around, headbanging and generally acting stupid at a metal/punk show.
Symptoms are a dull ache, head flopping forwards, and difficulty moving the head from side to side.
Can last anything from a day to a week.

Greg: Dude, what's up with you? Why can't you move your neck?

Jeb: Man, I did some serious...aahhhh...moshing at that show last night. I've got a bad......argh....case of mosher's neck.

Greg: Oh, right.

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J-Chrizzle

Jesus Christ- his new streetwise image

JC: Yo, I'm da J-Chrizzle, I got cheese yo, bangin in the club, check yo'self before you wreck yo'self. Bizzle Dizzle.
Big up my crew God, Paul-boi, Pete-boi, Mary Magdalizzle. Judas boi, my man St P gonna condemn yo to eternity in Hell, yo'.

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