Starbucks

Intergalactic warfare between evolved bucks (bid deer) and humans. The subdivision 9 of the Alienwarfare sports association. Bucks throw stars across the galaxy just to have some fun watching planets explode. The sports team has been first place at dominating planets since 1978. These bucks get money for the team from selling coffee on all sorts of planets for the "white ones" they call the consumers. Mainly Earth where the bucks came from.

I'm not drinking that Shitty Starbucks coffee! I don't like the Starbucks Sports Team!