Fuct

the level above being 'fucked'; being completely shit out of luck at its utmost.

Teacher 1: I made a bad decision and had sex with one of my students. I'm probably fucked.

Teacher 2: No, you are Fuct.

Teacher 1: I know, I just said that.

Teacher 2: No you said f-u-c-k-e-d. I said F-u-c-t.

Teacher 1: Oh shit, you're probably right because F-u-c-t is much worse than f-u-c-k-e-d.

Teacher 2: It's much worse than ANYTHING.

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Mississippi waterhole

When one or many persons spread a women's vagina and proceed to take turns hocking loogies into said women's vagina.

Last night my buddies and I Mississippi waterholed that girls from the cheesecake factory.

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