Schnifty

Definition1-A person that looks cool

Definition 2-Cold weather

“Alright guvnor your looking very schnifty”
“Blimey geeza it’s f*cking schnifty”

Woo

When you go for a wank and then after that you do a poo

Mum- ‘What were you doing in the toilet

Jimmy-‘ I went for a woo