whitewater

A type of weed or marijuana. Distinct because of its appearance of small white spots on the leaves. Effects of consumption include being high with the possibility of being in an extremely good mood, and/or not being able to control your laughter.

Regular weed give me a headache, but the whitewater gives me and the wifey/husband the giggles. Produces no headaches, and sex usually followes if I am with my spouse or lover. It's the best weed for me.

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cookup

Another word for crack or cocaine

Comes from how you have to "cook" the herbs and other goods to obtain the delicious product.

So you "cook it up".

"Yo, what's good?"

"Nuttin'. Making cookup."

"Oh word. You is a fucking human crack in the flesh."

"True nigga."

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rag off

the process of jacking off

yo nigga i got blue balls so i'm bout to go jack off.

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smost

High af

“I’m so smosted right now”

guyana

former country in south america, started out as a colony of england, famous for the great jim jones incident, most of the people speak broken english which is english with certain words that are missing in a phrase or words we make up, now has a corrupt government, and isn't doing to well

"yo where you from?"
"guyana"
"where da fuck is that shit"
"south america"
"what do you speak?"
"broken english"
what da fuck is that?"
"its like, wha da fuck wrong wi you bai"
"oh"
"shut ya face you scunt ya"

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cunt hoes and rodeos

1. a word used to distract attention from people and confuse them
2. something to say when you need to get someone's attention
3. funny shit if you think about it

1. if you are in the middle of a test, shout it out like ten minutes after the test starts.
2. if someone won't shut the fuck up just say it and most people will go "huh"
3. just say it to yourself, especially when you high think about it

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shitstation

1) place where many people can shit at once

2) a gas station bathroom

1) The toilets at some restaurants are shitstations because the food makes us go shit like crazy!

or

My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.

2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."

Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"

Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"

Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."

Passenger: "Too late..."

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