scrontch

Scritching or scratching at the scrotum.

The sound made when you run over a squirrel with your car.

Not being able to think.

Billy, stop scrontch and come out and play.

I made the loudest scrontch the other day when I ran over the obese squirrel.

Man, I'm scrontched for words to describe how pathetic your existence is.

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Walnutport

Neighboring town of Slatington (see 300-pound woman fetish), where children like to get high off of seeds found on the banks of a nearby river, and the main food source is a Burger King on 145. Also known for it's extravagant carnival, and the insane asylum at the edge of town.

I banged all the fatties from Slatington, so I went to Walnutport for more.

As soon as I walked across the bridge from Slatington to Walnutport, I was immediately engulfed by the smell of cigarettes.

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