Holmed

To get a beatdown from a woman

Anton comes in Bleeding, Black-eyed, and Bruised
Leroy: "What the fuck happened to you man?"
Anton: "I was cruising the bars and got Holmed by this tiny bitch, took the bouncer down with me."
Leroy: "Damn! I'll get the kit, and the painkillers."
Anton: "Yeah, get the Leafly Bud cause I hurt like a motherfucker"

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bait shop

A store that is highly undesirable to rob due to the likelyhood of getting pinched by the police

Anton priming a shotgun and a ski mask
Leroy enters
Leroy: "What the fuck are you doing fool?"
Anton: "Need some dough, that check cashing place in the stix oughta be good."
Leroy: "Dude, thats a Bait shop! There is always cop waiting behind the place."
Anton: "... Shit, dude can I borrow half a G instead? Or else I gotta knock a few stores off."

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Hash Stash

A secure place where you hide your weed

Anton: "I can't find my weed, man?"
Leroy: "Did you check your Hash Stash?"
Anton: "Which one?"
Leroy: "The safe behind your Mom's photo"

Churched

When someone disses you to prove they are morally better person than you, and occassionally left in awe

Anton: "What makes you think you so hot fool?"
Leroy: "Oh don't give me that shit, you don't see me gangbanging or doing drugs, I volunteer at the shelter on my days off and give my homeless homies my old clothes and things. What do you do all week? Smoke weed, bang hookers, sleep on a couch all fucking day, evaluate your priorities fool!.
Anton: "..."
Gerald: "Anton, you just got churched!"

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Med crew

A short term for any Emergency medical teams

Anton comes into his house bleeding
Anton: "Leroy, Med crew now! Shot in thigh."
Leroy: "Shit! I'll call 911 right now!"

Disposal expert

Someone who is great at removing incriminating evidence

Anton calling Leroy
Leroy: "What up Fool?"
Anton: "Hey I need a "Disposal Expert", I got a problem and its a fucking huge one."
Leroy: "I'll call "him" up."

Enragement Child

A child who was overly defiant and resorts to becoming a juvenile delinquent fuckboy because he cannot bond with his stepparent whatsoever, even if they are the coolest person ever. S/he constantly blames all their misery on that parent, and is source of frustration for a marriage, often because s/he wants it to end. These children require a lot of therapy, and maybe a good ass-whooping to learn some respect.

"Dude, Josh is such an Enragement child, his stepdad is really cool and yet he just goes out of his way to avoid him.

I know right? What a fuckboy!"

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