To have a sexual relationship by text messaging.
My girlfriend and I are so busy latey and never see each other, so instead of getting together for sex, we texticate.
To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.
I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.
When you're banging a girl from behind (doggystyle) and you play with her asshole.
Dude, Christine completely loved it last night when I was banging her doggystyle and was playing with her asshole. She is totally digging doorplay now!