Dragonvale

The reason the battery on my iPhone dies. This game simulates people actually texting you with its numerous updates! It may perhaps be able to make a taken guy evolve into a single man after level 20 is reached in game.

iPhone: bing bing!
Derek: oh, hey Ben you got a text! Is it a sexy lady?
Ben: Even better...
Derek: A sexy lady... and her twin sister?!
Ben: Nah bro, Dragonvale update, my rainbow dragon just finished incubating!

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