screenager

A teenager who spends the majority of his/her time in front of the computer, usually surfing the net.

Mom No. 1: "I can never get my screenagers to go play outside."
Mom No. 2: "You think that's bad? My screens are 20 pounds overweight and have damaged retinas thanks to all the time they spend on Second Life. Screenagers these days!"

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