bruh moment

An urban expression which describes an embarrassing event or compromising situation. A speaker uses "Bruh!" to punctuate his disappointment and/or disgust at the specific event or situation. It's the inner-city equivalent to "Omfg!" (teenaged girls), "Seriously?!" (gay men), "Holy shit, bro!" (white boys), or the ghetto's own "SMDH."

(Bruh Moment: Marquise finds Darnell passed out next to a toilet, having thrown up and shitted all over himself.
MARQUISE: Bruh!

(Bruh Moment: Tyrone misses a wide-open layup.)
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Bruh!

(Bruh Moment: Little homey enters the room sporting wack-ass haircut.)
MAN 1: Bruh! Who da fuck cut yo damn hair?!

(Bruh Moment: Thot enters Jerome's house, looking about 200 lbs heavier than she does on her Instagram pictures.)
JEROME: Bruh!

JUDGE: Mr. Farmer, the court sentences you to 7 years for felonious assault.

TONY FARMER: Bruh! *faints*

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Fuck her right in the pussy

Random command, usually uttered when it is completely irrelevant to the subject at hand.

The command is most commonly associated with a Northern Kentucky man named Fred, who looks like Billy Bob Thornton and Ted Nugent's Unabomber grandfather; a man who likes to impart his terse wisdom during local news interviews about trainwrecks, no fucks given.

BILLY: Gee whiz, Dad. I hope that Obamacare doesn't cause our health insurance premiums to go up!
DAD: Fuck her right in the pussy!

NEWS REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us more about the oil spill you witnessed?
JOE SIXPACK: I sure can! I was sitting on my front porch and fuck her right in the pussy!

WIFE: The Carters are having a barbecue on Saturday. Should we make potato salad or macaroni salad?
HUSBAND: Fuck her right in the pussy!

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