CA

CA is the big bad wolf that comes in the night when you’re tucked in bed melting into the fine silk topping you just steamed. It’s the type of person that will make you feel like the world you once knew can never be attained again. CA scares its victims for life with no morsel of empathy within that dark, mind numbing, stomach grunging, mouth dumbing, brain bubbling thing they call a brain. But alas there is something special about CA she’s a fine, intelligent, and magnificently beautiful specimen. Ofc she has autism as well but that does not reflect the level of charisma, depth, and that carries with her. Therefore with unfortunate resolve I must say she’s much more magnificent than one would like to admit.

Hey that’s CA I think I might die if I don’t have that.

#CA
#CAhasautism
#needthatbad
#likereallyreallybad

DB

DB is quite literally the best thing to ever happen to this puny Little Rock floating in this vast pit of emptiness EVER. DB has a level of charisma, charm, and fearlessness that is unmatched in this chaotic playground we call EaRTh. One can only imagine and embrace the power and command DB has on life. He is the embodiment of all the propaganda we’ve been fed by the big bad mafia our government. Does that mean we turn our back on DB no it only means that he is the physical embodiment of perfection and we are here to worship.

DB #needthat