Hrapometar

A device used to measure how rough is a surface. Alternative to etalon bar.

Person 1: can you tell me how rough is this surface?
Person 2: sure, just let me get my hrapometar.

Rak Prstenjak

Rak Prstenjak is an Croatian band which is popularised even though they haven't published a single song. The members of the band are drunk assh*les with only 2 hobbies: Drinking gemist and drinking Waldgirgl.

Bro 1: Yo where have you been last night?
Bro 2: I have been drinking with Rak Prstenjak. Those guys are f*cking drunk maniacs.

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Tophie

The god of neos. Capable of amazing trackmania drifts that cuts corners and leaves competition in the dust.

Person 1: have you ever played with Tophie?
Person 2: once, he just left me in the dust.

Debeli Natko

A big scary monster that used to work in Black Dog Pub. He can oftenly be found eating kids and terrorising villages. He moved to Scotland which left many to believe that he is just a myth.

Bro 1: yo what happened in black dog pub yesterday?
Bro 2: well i was there and then one of the waiters called Debeli Natko pulled up a dead kid from a fridge and started eating it. When asked he said it was the leftovers of the family he had for lunch.

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Waldgirgl

The most awful fake Jegermeister this world has seen. It tests the will of the strongest man by enduring the shot of waldgirgl without exhaling for 10 seconds. Hugely popularised by Rak Prstenjak

Bro 1: Yo have you tried Waldgirgl?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, that shit sucks. I would rather drink elephant piss than that crap!

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Gemist

The alcoholic drink popularized in the balkans that you can drink all day. If not careful, it can carry you from Europe to America.

Yesterday I drank so much gemist I peed out of the window on my third floor apartment. My neighbours were so pissed next morning it was great!

Kraljic Lovro

Kraljic Lovro is one of a kind creature that roams around central Croatia stealing bikes and everything containing iron. Best known for vacuuming parrots and shitting in pumpkins.

Bro 1: Hey man, I think someone stole my bike!
Bro 2: Must have been Kraljic Lovro.

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