Jess

A Jess is a women with a very large butt. They are known for using their hips to play catch. Most females do not know if they are a Jess, but are called by nickname. Unlike a Karen, Jess do not care about speaking to the manager. Many people do not know the word Jess, so I put it in here cause I’m tired of the Karen’s everywhere.

“ yeah, your right, she is a Jess”

Tangletop

This creature is like a squid, but much bigger. A mix of falcon, triceratops, and mosasaurus make up its dna. When an unsuspecting animal comes close to the shore, the tangletop drowns it with its long tentacles. It has been known to live at the bottom of underwater caves and eat blue whales ( the largest animal on earth! )

I think I found a tangletop down here!

Meekark

A meekark is a creature like an elephant, but mixed with animals such as dimetrodon, antelope, and even a dragon! Dispute what your probably picturing, it is very peaceful, only becoming aggressive when it’s is disturbed. Rakatasuarus to hunt meekarks for Food.

The rakatasuarus killed the meekark

rakatasuarus

A rakatasuarus is an animal that is part stegosaurus, part dilophosaurus, and part dimorphodon, along with many other species of animal. It has a very unique hunting strategy. The animal slowly gets closer to his prey, blinds it with acid, and trips it with its tail. You definitely don’t want to meet one when you’re drunk going home at night.

“ let’s hope I don’t see a rakatasuarus tonight”