Geouch

noun. Gee-owch

Any rock that sneaks its way into your shoe or boot. A rock that you discover right under your sleeping bag while you’re camping .

I need to get the geouch out of my boot.

I have a geouch under my sleeping bag.

corbling

The act of long duration sexual activity.

To engage in sexual intercourse for many hours.

Derives from the word corble.

To allow a significant amount of corble to accumulate during long duration sexual activity.

My girlfriend and were corbling all day Saturday.

Adoraboner

An erect penis that is sexy, and adorable looking.

In high school my girlfriend said I had such an adoraboner.

Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.

(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

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autopedo

Like an autophile but the interest is in oneself as a child.

To be sexually attracted to the memory of oneself as a child.

A pedophile who is only interested in his/herself as a child.

I was digging through some old photos and found a few of me when I was eight. In the photos I was in my undies. I never realized just what a sexy little fucker I was. I couldn't help it, I had to go relieve the sudden stress I was getting from the sight of them. I'm such an autopedo.

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Closet Crosser

n: a person who secretly will wear articles of clothing meant for the opposite sex.

I became a closet crosser when I was nine years old. It wa out of total curiosity that I tried on a pair of my cousin’s panties and I loved it.