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Peter

Slang term for penis. (Used more prevalently in the 1960's and 70's.)

Billy's mom thought that if she referred to his penis as his "Peter", no one would know what she meant when she yelled across the room and told him to stop playing with it.

by Ralpha Alpha Tau August 18, 2018

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quotafications

The various physical and/or mental conditions, traits or disabilities a person has that allow them to be chosen for a job or position over other better-qualified candidates, typically in a business or organization that is subject to some sort of hiring quotas.

Bob had all of the necessary credentials for the government job, but lost out to a multi-ethnic homosexual in a wheel chair, who had better quotafications.

by Ralpha Alpha Tau October 8, 2011


hurlitosis

The bad breath a person is left with after they vomit or "hurl".

Steve tried to convince his friends that he had not thrown up, but when they smelled his hurlitosis, they knew he was lying.

by Ralpha Alpha Tau September 24, 2011


Peter Tinklage

The amount of urine (tinkle) that remains in a man's penis (Peter), after he is finished peeing, that manages to leak out and leave a wet spot in his underwear.

Even though George gave his penis a couple of shakes when he was done peeing, there was sill enough Peter Tinklage left to moisten his pants.

by Ralpha Alpha Tau August 18, 2018