Office Depot

Is For Assholes

If you shop at Office Depot, you will get bummed in the asshole.

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Uncle Jack

Accent with heavy emphasis on phlegm.

Almost sounds like there is a Y in front of every vowel and sounds very similar to Hebrew.

Cousin Shane: Uncle Jack! Wherye's Yeall Thye Pyunch!!!

Uncle Jack: LOAH!!!! PYUNCH!!!!

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Marshalls

Competition of Bealls

O my god, you're wearing the shoes I got you from Marshalls for Hanukkah.

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Bealls

Competition of Marshalls

Hey, that's the shirt I got you from Bealls for Good Friday.

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