gonokakakhackus

A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets

Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!

Whip-shaped-carrot

Device used on team players to ensure co-operation with the Hidden Power Master.

Be enticed by my whip-shaped-carrot or I'll beat you with it you mud dog.

Derm

A state of spiritual nirvana where you and your pedalboard are one. A person who derms possesses infinite awesomeness and worships the almighty Matt Dermon and looks to him for guidance in their everyday lives. The movement was founded by disgruntled Pedalboards of Doom members who were exiled from the group and went on to start their own where they live in peace and harmony. The word Derm can also mean “good” or a sign of approval from fellow Dermers.

My new amp totally derms!

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