Swine Shit

Swine shits are the worst of all shits that typically appear around the flue season. They smell, sound, and look horrible. They usually occur randomly every few hours with explosive power. They are also the worst smelling of all shits. A well ventilated area is recommended.

Sorry I had to leave, I ran home to take a swine shit.

friend: That sucks. Swine shits are not meant for public restrooms.

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Black-ops mission

A term used in male circles. Of military origin. Meaning to do a dirty deed on the down low.

Guy 1: Black-ops mission bro. Panty raid time.

Guy 2: Yeah, I got the ski masks!

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femprehension

When a female is unable to grasp a concept due to her belief that she is always right. Her frustration is usually accompanied with accusing the male in the conversation of mansplaining.

I only need to mansplain because of your femprehension.