Ginger Turbo

Someone who has been cursed with both red hair (and thus pubes), as well as the inability to stop himself ejaculating during sex beyond fifteen seconds.

Have also been known to be cursed with stunted/kinked manhood.

Oh my god, Spencer is such a ginger turbo, he only lasted like five minutes!

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Chicken Dippers

Colloquial term for hussy's ovaries, usually out up for trade with Scotch Oakburn school ties.

Hussy: Can we have your tie?

Johnny: Certainly, but you must give me something in return.

Dunn: Give us your chicken dippers!

Hussy: What?

Dunn: All your ovaries are belong to us!

Hussy: <Runs away>

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panty massacre

Slang for a period, menstrual cycle, etc.
Makes a largely visual comparison between menstrual blood and that really cool scene from Kill Bill V1 (or any other other massacre, for that matter).

Also refers to the hormonal anger brought on by periods.

Guy/Girl 1 - Oh my god, Jess forgot her pad today, it leaked through the back of her dress...

Guy/Girl 2 - Bad?

Guy/Girl 1 - Yeah, panty massacre... <shudders>

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