When you mad at someone and you piss on there property to send a message.
Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.
Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch
*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.
A site where lonely guys like to masturbate on camera
Jim went on Omegle to talk to strangers but instead was traumatized by all the old men dicks
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A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.
Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary
Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious
Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.
When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.
Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley
Someone who overreacts to everything and thinks the only answer is bleach. Often think that there life sucks when they are usually privileged kids in the suburbs. Are annoying as fuck and always have to put it in your face that they are emo. There is a difference between a depressed or sad person than an emo
Emo teen: My life sucks! I want to drink bleach!
Normal Teen: Im sorry is there anything I can do to help?
Emo: You don't understand my struggles! I wan't to drink bleach! Everyone hates me(Mostly not true)
A site where straight guys are nonexistent.
Jack uses Tumblr. He must be gay....