Shit-Pot Professor

A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.

A know it all.

Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."

Glocknade

When a Glock handgun malfunctions resulting in a large explosion.

I was at the range yesterday when the guy in the next stall pulled out his glocknade and started unloading on some steel. The explosion destroyed half the city.

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