BSA

BSA = burning swamp ass - a condition common in Kansas City, Missouri, whereby a person drinks copious amounts of Boulevard beer (which has an unknown secret ass-leak ingredient) and eats fiery hot wings from The Peanut. The next day after taking a healthy dump, burning swamp ass ensues and said person has to wipe their fiery hole on 15 minutes intervals for 2 hours after.

The beer and wings were great, Rob, but I've got BSA so bad it's making me sweat and tremble. Can you smell it, or should I show you the tracks on my skivvies.

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