Chin Omelet

1. busting a nut on a girl's (or guy's, for the gays) face.

2. the end product of aforementioned act, after it has dried on her (or his, for the gays) chin and it looks like that gross shit left over in the pan after you fry an egg.

1. "My girlfriend said she needed some more protein in her diet, so we banged real quick and I finished off by giving her a chin omelet."

2. "Bruce asked me to blow a load on his face last night, so I did, but he didn't clean it off right away! I was soooo grossed out. I mean, he just left it there till it turned into a chin omelet!"

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Carol

1. any woman whose laughter should be classed as a WMD; the sound of her laugh is somewhere between Little Richard fucking a dolphin while operating a jackhammer, and a crow getting ready to vomit. Her laugh is often uncorked at the slightest provocation, and it has been known to freeze neck hairs and cause testicles to shrivel. Thankfully, the force can be blunted somewhat by the closing of her office door, which she does often, for hours on end.

"Hey, did you just hear that hyena that got punched in the throat while gargling lemon juice? It still sounds better than Carol's laugh."

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