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COV POS

The state of testing positive for the Covid 19 Corona virus.

Hey bro, I should have left my mask on when making out with that strangr carnie last week because my test came back and I'm COV positive.

by Ranchgirls October 15, 2020

73πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Lot Thot

A prostitute whose primary location to advertise the goods is in stripmall parking lots or truck stops. They generally are more affordable than the escorts that advertise online.

Every time I drive through south Sacramento I treat myself to at least one lot thot and they're always top notch providers.

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Any Grow Stench

The inevitable smell that permeates the immediate area surrounding the location where nugs are strung up and drying.

Hey bro, that's not just any grow stench, that's the sacred aroma of progress.

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

45πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


LA Boy

A dude who grew up in an urban city but likes to bang chicks from the more rural areas.

Hey LA Boy you're gonna have to drive 1.3 miles down a dirt road in your Miata if you wanna hit this shit.

by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

41πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Spanish Christmas

When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.

This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.

Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.

by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

68πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


2 stroke poke

The act of engaging in sex that is so intense you can't tell if your partner is having an orgasm or a stroke.

So after the lunch date we took the afternoon off and went back to her place for the old 2 stroke poke.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

31πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Wiener goblin

(Noun)An unattractive or ugly troll who loves throating dicks.

(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.

Hey bro, that wiener goblin gave me the sloppiest head the other night.

Me too brah!

by Ranchgirls October 28, 2020

86πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž