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When a chick claims she can't have sex because she's on her period. So you have her sit on a goblet and proceed to squeeze her tightly around the waist for 5 minutes. At the end of the 5 minutes you raise the cup for toast and drink its contents to prove you are the King of the land and that a little bit of blood don't phase you, so bitch ready to fuck now?
To deny the Royal Chalice is to deny the very spoils of this divine kingdom.
24π 3π
When a bunch of shitty white dudes descend on a party and completely fuck up the dude/chick ratio.
Bro, that topless pool party was a nasty good time until those lames turned it into a mayo palooza.
60π 11π
A person or hacker who spies on someone through their cell phone.
Yeah my phone has been acting weird, I think that guy I went on a date with might be a celery stalker.
24π 1π
A married woman who masquerades an abortion as a miscarriage because she was cheating and there's a good chance It's not the husbands.
Did you hear that old Mrs. Carriager lost yet another pregnancy?
80π 6π
A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.
My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.
2π 1π
A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.
Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.
32π 6π
When you go to let out a fart and sense that it has potential to let something through the poop threshold thereby re-clenching it in and making your way to the nearest bathroom.
Hold that thought bro, snagglefart alert brb!
36π 1π