peeling ginger

When you go to give an uncircumsized irish guy a hand or blow job and the underside of his foreskin needs a good washing now.

Yeah O'malleys daughter thought her first threesome would be special but she spent the entire night peeling ginger with Bono and The Edge.

bruhster

An awkward dude who tries to hard to be just a regular bro or brah or bruh or jabroni.

Hey homie, check your bruhster he's doing some hella gay stuff over there.

Starving Solario

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.

Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.

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Semen Supplements

The cum loads a wife acquires while her husband is out of town on business or any extended length of time.

Baby, I wasn't really cheating on you, I was simply taking semen supplements because you were out of town for so long and you didn't leave any for me in a bowl like you promised you would.

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Hidden Vaggie Ranch

The little globs of cum that get on your dick when the chick you're fucking is basically a community cum dumpster.

Damn baby you're supposed to be my girlfriend so what's the deal with all this hidden vaggie ranch?

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Drippy hippie

A hippie chick who leaves a trail consisting of dread flakes and blood because she believes in keeping her period natural.

Damn Gretel, you're such a drippy hippie, don't you dare get in my VW van, I just had the upholstery restored at Kombi Haus.

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Sacrament hoe

A female living in Sacramento CA, with fake nails, fake tits, fake hair, fake tan, fake tits, fake teeth, fake insurance and a fake pregnancy talking about how she keeps it real.

Yeah bro that Sacrament Hoe came in the tattoo shop asking me for a henna trampstamp.