All Leather

A band that sounds like the soundtrack to a gay preschool postnoisecore moombaton aesthetic.

Have you guys ever listened to All Leather?

Roni

Short for pepperoni in pizza shop slang.

Hey pizza boy heat me up two cheese and a slice of Roni.

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Ugandan unabomber

When a guest takes a dump in your bathroom sink then fills it up with warm water and invites the rest of his refugee family over for soup.

So the current exchange student is a total Ugandan unabomber, don't you guys do background checks on these people?

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Tassel hassle

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

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240° spin

What poser skaters call and /or consider a 270° rotation.

Coach did you peep that 240° spin? I'm hella good at sk8ting right?

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Corpse Juice

The semen/lube that drips out of a sleeping person who has just been fucked.

Damn bro, I got home from raquetball she was already passed out on the couch and oozing out that corpse juice all over my brand new couch.

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Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

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