Chjerking

The act of jerking off using the warm skin peeled off a rotisserie chicken.

Got damn it son, you ruined another family dinner! Why are you addicted to this chjerking business?

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Womb Shroom

A child whose mother did drugs during her entire prenancy and regarded her child as a 'fun guy'

This womb shroom is cramping my style I wish I could get rid of it but I really need the extra food stamps.

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Semen Hoarder

A slut who is insatiable in regards to her load count.

Hey bro, your wife is a real semen hoarder.

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Death Orgy

An orgy that you participate in where the video or photo proof kills your career or chances of getting your kids back.

Yeah baby, that death orgy really sent you in a downward tailspin.

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Last Chance Ranch

This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.

So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...

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COV POS

The state of testing positive for the Covid 19 Corona virus.

Hey bro, I should have left my mask on when making out with that strangr carnie last week because my test came back and I'm COV positive.

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2 stroke poke

The act of engaging in sex that is so intense you can't tell if your partner is having an orgasm or a stroke.

So after the lunch date we took the afternoon off and went back to her place for the old 2 stroke poke.

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