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The byproduct of cum that has been lightly fermenting in a stinky italian womans vagina.
Well I really should pass on that tuna gelato I already stuffed myself with spaghetti tonight.
2π 1π
When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.
O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.
60π 3π
The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.
She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."
69π 5π
The name given to the ass bush that grows unchecked on an individual who has been in a coma for at least 1 year. Also called a fur diaper.
Excuse me Pal, what the hell are you doing combing through and tossing about my paralyzed fathers beard salad?
The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.
Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.
A basement full of primarily Jewish women.
God damn, she complains alot. Let's throw her in the Whinecellar with the other Yiddish bitches who can't just be chill.
44π 5π
The cellulite that is camouflaged by yoga pants or tights.
Bro I thought that thot was gonna be a dime piece pawg but when she got naked It was like and endless landscape of ranch lumps.