I wish a nigga would

Just as it says. Say it out loud slowly in a John Wayne (slow, southern white) accent to get the full effect.

Kid 1: Ms.Bitchy-bitch is gonna give us an F.
Kid 2: Man, i wish a nigga would..

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Womp-Womp

Sound Charlie Brown's teacher makes when she talks. Directly translates to "I don't care."

Kid 1: Oh no! I failed my test!
Kid 2: Womp-Womp, should've studied dumbass.

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you'll get over it

A response to anyone's bitching.

Man 1: I lost my job!
Man 2: You'll get over it.
Man 1: How am i supposed to pay my bills?
Man 2: (sigh...)Why don't you go cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it

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