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When you snort and then immediately fart after laughing at something funny.
That was so funny, you made me sniglart. I laughed so hard, I sniglartted.
The very top of the butt crack.
Sweat dripped down my back into my musk hole, which caused an itchy sensation that I had to scratch, leaving me with a musky smelling finger.
When the clothes you buy at a thrift store make you look rich or like a fashionista. All the clothes mismatch perfectly.
You look so glamorous. Where did you buy those clothes? At a thrift store?! Your look is glam thrift!
In the morning, you are the first to get out of bed to go to the bathroom. When you return to the bedroom, you see the butt of the person you're sleeping with peaking out from the sheets. Their butt lures you to assume the big spoon position. You've been butt baited.
I got up to get ready for the day, walked back into the bedroom to get dressed when I saw my bed buddy's butt, which baited me back into bed. I've been butt baited!
When you wake up and you're still high from the effects of marijuana.
I ate an edible before I went to sleep; and when I woke up, I was leftOver.
"Whoa, I am so leftover. Musta been the special brownie I ate last night because I'm still high."