proper banged

As used by Chavs who were recently arrested for driving and want to give you £50 to take their car back to Northfield.

I'm proper banged mate! Can yow drive?

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Car fucker

Someone who finds sexual pleasure with cars whether it be-
1)fucking the exhaust pipe,
2)feeling da vibes of da engine, or 3)simply a person who is too cheap to buy car lube so he uses his cum instead.
4)Masturbating over a car (over under)

Any of your friends car fuckers- it's a victimless crime but theyz prob so fucked up dat they need sum yrz of therapy.

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paraphilia

Scientific term of a sexual fantasy/ attraction beyond what society sees as normal. Also known as sexual perversion or deviation. Usually comes from childhood abuse, anti-socialism, depression, etc.

Fetishes, sado-masochism, anal, and other disturbing shit use your imagination.

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unsheddly

Something which is not sheddly.
e.g Sheeves or cooper.

Cooper is unsheddly.

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Decmobile

A Light Blue Peugeot 206 driven by the legendary Dec.

It's the decmobile! Look out!

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kaleidoscope

1) A little scope u look into to see a variety of swirling colours.

2) LSD and stoner vision.

If you can't afford a kaleidoscope- smoke some weed and you;ll enjoying it all night long.

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the shed

Possibly the greatest place on the planet. nay. in the universe.

The shed is at battle with the Anti-Shed ran by cooper and the sheeves

Oh yes the shed
Neil (see neil scheme) saw me going on the shed.

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