Spoo

A substance that male vampires ejaculate in place of sperm, which is absent from their bodies. Spoo, like all other liquids in a vampire's body (besides the blood that they drink) is venom.

It tastes and smells delicious, and there is a small line of possible spoo-products being discussed. Those products include, but are not limited to:

Shamspoo
KY Spooelly
Hairspooray
Spootrogena Body Lotion
Sparklyspoo Body Lotion
Spoo Flu Treatment
OOOOOOOOOOOH! d'Edward

Have you been on the Vampire Mating thread lately? They're talking about spoo!

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