Hiccurps

Burps, and hiccups combined. When you hiccup, and then you burp afterwards. The most annoying thing that can happen.

John: I hate hiccups.
Bob: Well, hiccurps are worse.
John: What are those?
Bob: Burps after hiccups.
John: Ha, your a moron! *hiccup* *burp*
Bob: Haha. Karma.

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