arabian goggle

Resting one's testicles in a recievers eye sockets.

Andrew was so frustrated when the girl wouldn't make him a sandwich, he threw her down, and gave her the meanest pair of arabain goggles she'd ever had.

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Protein Cannon

another name for a penis.

background: While playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Iron Man's special move is called the Proton Cannon and a stream is emitted from a large gun. Protein Cannon seemed appropriate.

Prepare yourself, your girlfriend is about to be blasted by my protein cannon.

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