A type of animal that is really good
Me: Sees dog
My brain: aw what a nice good boy creature
The ultimate level of sheer boredom, achieved by typing 2 letters at a time, right to left, then up to down
me: bored
me: polkmiujhnbytgfvcredsxzwqa
Pewdiepie's minecraft pet pig
Pig:
Pewdiepie: Your name is Peepeepoopoo
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The worst youtube channel in the world. Known for pirating songs, tax evasion, sexual assault, and worst of all, threatening lord pewdiepie, the king of youtube and even stealing his crown for a few days. Subscribe to Pewdiepie.
9 Year old: T-GAY!!
Other 9 Year old: No, its t-bad, gay people are in no way bad like T-Series.
9 Year old: Sorry, t bad!!
T-Bad fan: Subscribe to T-Series
9 Year old: You mean the one who is, among tax evasion and sexual assault, threatening king Felix?
T-Bad fan: Yes
9 Year old: *immediately reports user and dislikes videos*
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When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald
News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks
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Doesn't exist
Guy1: It's No Nut November Cheat Day!
Guy2: And where the fuck did you find this fake news?
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Basically anything that comes out of a persons mouth
Person: *breathes*
WeeB: OHMYGOSH IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?
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