Chancla

Every hispanic child's worse fear and every hispanic mother's favorite tool.

Kid: Mami i dont want to wash the dishes! no quiero!!!
Mom: Ah..i see, quieres la chancla pinche pendejo? eh?
Kid: No mami! no!

*kid starts washing dishes*
Mom: Eeesssooo, que bien.

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Queef

A beautiful noise that should be honored and respected by all human beings on this earth.

Guy #1: Hehe Lizzy had a queef.
Guy #2: Hehehehehehe, queef.
Girl #1: Dont laugh! A queef is one of the most beautiful noises ur dumbasses will ever hear so stfu bastards.
LIzzy Queefs again
Guy #1 and #2: All hail the queeeeennnn.

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Irrelevant

What actual uptight, unsecure people call people who dont involve them selfs in pointless, overrated, boringass drama

Girl #1 : Shes so irrelevant
Girl #2 : Totally
Later

Girl #1 has a panic attack cause she thinks she becoming irrelevant

Fyi....she has been for a long time

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Evyn

A too faced bitch that should never be trusted...oops

Person #1 : Guess what?
Person #2 : What?
Person #1 : Evyn...
Person #2 : Stop right there! i dont talk about irrelevant bitches!

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