Cat

A fluffy animal, it likes to kill birds, mice, rats, and squirrels. It likes to make a weird noise called a "hiss" that it'll make when it's mad or upset. But they can be cute. And they could be a fucking annoying fluff-ball.

Girl- my cat kept rubbing all over my leg before I left!
Girl 2-Well, my cat gave me a dead rat, I saw it as a gift
Girl- Ew wtf

Dog

An animal that constantly bothers you if you don't spend enough time with it or feed it

Boy- my dog wouldn't stop bothering me yesterday!
Big man- Did you feed him?
Boy- No