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Cassie

Cassie is very sporty and does lots of exercise because for some reason she finds it fun. She tells herself that she is mentally stable but she is clearly not. She is very tough and streetsmart and rocks pink tacky fake nails. She is secretly gay and everyone knows it.

Person 1: Oh did you hear about Cassie?
Person 2: Oh yeah, didn’t she get knocked out kicking a football against a wall?
Person 1: Yes, that’s what you get for doing sport.
Person 2: I’m getting a gay vibe from her aren’t you?
Person 1: Yes same but she’s denying it.

by Randomgaygal April 8, 2020


Scarlett

Scarlett is a gal with no self control over selfies and pictures. She is constantly posting herself on social media and honestly I don’t know how she finds the time to do anything else. We get it. You’re a lot obsessed with yourself. Calm down for Christ’s sake.

Scarlett also has the impulsive desire to post about every little thing that goes on in her life. Literally all of the people seeing it will not give a tiny rats ass but that doesn’t waver her, oh no.

Scarlett has this brilliant talent where she texts 10 guys at once but still ends up with the worst guy somehow. I don’t know how she does it but she never fails to amaze me each time.

If you need an overall warning about Scarlett, I would say don’t be any of the boys she is texting and make sure you are not following her on social media. You will deeply regret all your life choices leading up to that moment.

Lastly, she could at least make a private story for snaps of herself and ask who wants to be in it. I mean, at least save some of us from all the suffering.

Did you see that pic of Scarlett on her story?

Which one?
That’s a good question I’m going to have to get back to you on that one in a hour or two.

Wow that girl takes a lot of mirror selfies.
She must be a Scarlett.

by Randomgaygal April 8, 2020


Lottie

Lottie is a child genius. She is like the cleverest person on this earth and she is only like 12 or something. However, this means she thinks she is always right, which she is not. Lottie is also a player but we won’t get into that. Overall Lottie is a great person and child genius.

Person 1: Did you beat Lottie on the test?

Person 2: No of course not, no one did.

Person A: How many guys is Lottie texting again?
Person B: 4 at the moment, but it’s going up as we speak.

by Randomgaygal April 8, 2020

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Faggot

A slur that is used to oppress gay people. So if you’re not gay, don’t use it. It’s not that hard.

Straight person: what can I say instead of faggot so I don’t offend anyone?
Gay person: call it the f-slur or just don’t mention it at all.

by Randomgaygal July 16, 2020

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