Schrödinger's Ass

"If a man is blindfolded and inserts his instrument into an unknown asshole, there is a 50% chance that the owner is female, and a 50% chance that the owner is make. Therefore the act of penetration is both gay and not gay, a Schrödinger's Asshole"

-Barrack Obama, 1969

"I just stuck my dick in that Gloryhole at the primary school, and penetrated the tightest, juciest ass ever."
"Bro, that's a major Schrödinger's Ass."

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