Are you serious?

A question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. It is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.

total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.

Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question

Hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.

Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.

Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?

Bush: Are you serious?

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Good one!

This is an extremely sarcastic response to someones lame joke or foolish comment.

It is over emphasized greatly to stress the point that the comment or humor they made was in fact "NOT, A GOOD ONE."

Often will annoy or hurt the person it is directed at, but that was the point in the first place! Sometimes it is followed by the persons name to further cut them down as in " good one hank!"

Harold: She was asking me to go out sometime, I wasn't sure what to say?

Gary: you should have said, " I can't go out because I am a reverse vampire and the night kills me"...

( pause with no laughter)

Harold: Good One!

Gary: Shut up, your jokes are lameburgers too..

Harold: wow, another good one!

Gary: you're a jerk

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Eavesresponding

Very Very simalar to Eavesbooking.

This is the act of reading a discussion/conversation between 2+ other people on a social networking site with/without their knowledge and then deciding your input whether intelligable or inane is NECESSARY and then contributing your own input to or asking questions about the discussion.

Occasionally this is deemed acceptable if one makes a valid point that backs up someone’s argument. The majority of the time though you are butting in to a discussion that you know little to nothing about and your arbitrary comment actually changes the direction or greatly hinders the conversation.

Extremely annoying to try to explain what they missed, what they are asking about, and why they should mind their own business. One ends up looking like a nosy doucebag most of the time when they attempt to eavesreply

Suhamm: So anyways, I was yelling and lady thought I was yelling at her so she turned around?

Tia: That is crazy, did she like do anything?

Suhamm: No she drove by slow and glared and then drove off, I dont care she was ugly anyways LOL

Randyloveshisdp: wait what happened? You yelled at some lady?

Suhamm: No OMG, nm, randy dont worry about it!

Tia: who's that? why's he eavesresponding??

Randyloveshisdp:what'd I say?

HAHA

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Ah-lways?

Spelled differently than the actual word "always" this is an answer to give to a person dealing with generalities.

This is the response followed by more arguement when someone makes a general all encompasing statement about you or someone else.

It is to point out the blanket statement that they have made does not consistantly hold true when applied to the subject.

In simple terms, it points out someobody's poor arguement when they make a point.

See example for further definition.

Randy: You are crazy man, you always date girls that mistreat you.

Jess: Ah-lways, I ah-lways do? Ah-lways? what about Candi, suzanne, and betsie...were they mean too? hmmm? no wait they must have been because you said ALWAYS!

Randy: okay not ALL THE TIME, but they do always call you late!

Jess: they do, AH-lways? all the time at every waking moment???

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Dude, to you

It is an attempt to convey the Point of view of the other person is theirs alone. One may feel some way but it is the way they feel, not you or others. A cop out or lame arguement to a valid argument or point

Jeff: The Lakers are one of the best teams in the history of basketball

Jeremy: No the Rockets are so much better.

Jeff: Lakers, #1

Jeremy: "dude, to you" their number 1, I think its the Rockets

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trollin shuffle

So trolling is the act of intentionally purposefully provoking others on the internet usually in excess by typing insults or randomness.

To “troll shuffle” is to log onto a shuffling webcam site (stickam, chat roulette, etc) and to randomly type to people. With no real intention of conversation; simply to be annoying or awkward. The more awkward or obscene or random you are the stronger the Trollin shuffle is!

The ultimate goal of Trollin’ a shuffle is to get the look of complete disguest or lack of understanding face and then to be booted, nexted, kicked, or any other word describing the conversations end.

Suhamm sloshed : I am on Stickam in the Shuffle mode and just typing randomness to people.

SEAMOORE BUTTS: hahahahah
SEAMOORE BUTTS: wow
SEAMOORE BUTTS: youz just trollin shuffle aren't you suhamm?
suhamm sloshed: hahahahhahaahhaha
suhamm sloshed: is there such thing
Randy:There is now! (logs onto urbandictionary.com and creats this new phenom word)

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Weird?

Differing from it's counterpart, the statement of awkwardness or dork or odd.

This form of the word is to indicate the lack of surpise in someones stupid decisions or actions.

It is said to indicate " I knew this was going to happen (or) I knew they were going to act in that way"

Pointing out the obvious lack of surprise.

Taylor: well me and kimmy are back together even though we fight all the time.

Matt: weird?

Taylor: what she's changed man.

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