Noun: This is when you have a hairy ass and you end up having a turd getting stuck in between a nest of them and you have to whipe your ass to hard to get rid of it you end up pulling a ton of hairs out in the process.
While on a date at a fancy restaurant you might say "Damn girl, I just harvested a cherry berry in the bathroom back there and now i've lost my appetite!"
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