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Sofia shocking

A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.

Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking

by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017

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banana mutilation

The use of a banana as prop in demonstrating the ability to provide oral sex to man. Often captured on a cell phone for ise on socail media, escort web sites and backpage.com

Guy1: yo shorty is a thot!
Guy2: man i knew that after she did a banana mutilation video.

by Randy marsh has a lisp May 13, 2017