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A Derek is the name of a male person, dereks are the type of guys that have secretive sexualized flings both online and in real life. Dereks will pretend to stay friends with their mentally ill ex girlfriends so they can get some ass or something to jack off to when their actual relationships stagnate or become unstable. When you meet a Derek you will know it, they will lie and pretend to be well adjusted people but a smart person can see through a Dereks lies.
"Derek: Ruth I miss you and I still love you, my girlfriend left me again"
"Ruth: Derek I am with someone"
"Derek: Remeber the sex we used to have"
"Ruth: Yeah my husband is much better"
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A person who displays serious impulse and emotional disorders. Commonly recognized by this persons ability to make themselves look completely insane, a completely incompetent person who thinks they have the authority to tell others what to do.
Person please be rational about this.
Kathy how dare you tell me what to do, do you know who i am?
Person please allow me to explain
Kathy do as i say or I'm calling the cops
Person ok call them
Kathy oh you better believe I'm going to you're in trouble now.
Cops shut up kathy
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A Natalie is a seemingly normal woman but isn't. She might seem to suffer from some kind of cognition problem, she also likes to act high and mighty and gangsta but is almost infintile in nature.
Natalie encompasses the terms garbage and trash and can be used interchangeably as such.
Hey: what day is garbage day?
Me: oh you mean Natalie day? Thursday
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When observed in their nateral habitat the Lawerence is found to lack skills that would be found in otherwise normal subjects. The Lawerence pretends to be tough and worldly but the study of the Lawerence shows his attatchment to parental units and siblings, unable to "Adult" like normal subjects the Lawerence has low self worth and is codependent on others.
"play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole"
"Sounds like a game for Lawerence "
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Is a common name of an overly cocky fool-hearted man-child. Chads tend to think they're gods gift to women when they really aren't, a chad will usually be overweight bald and brag about their sexual prowess. When you meet a woman who has dated a chad they all say the same thing, chads are abusive manipulative jerks who take advantage of women, usually by means of date rape drugs to compensate for their tiny pencil dicks and running debts up in other people's names.
Girl 1: OMG, my bf thinks he is best at everything.
Girl 2: Fuck yeah. He is such a Chad
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noun: chad; plural noun: chads
A piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Much like the material the human also usually a male named chad hold much the same attributes, A chad will use and abuse people to the fullest. Chads tend to exibit narcissistic traits and tend to be pathological liars with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to act violently towards members of the opposing sex, if you see a chad you must run the other way.
"Girl 1: My boyfriend punched me"
"Girl 2: OMG are you okay ? "
"Girl 1: No I'm not okay I should never have dated a Chad"
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A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.
"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
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