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A Derek is the name of a male person, dereks are the type of guys that have secretive sexualized flings both online and in real life. Dereks will pretend to stay friends with their mentally ill ex girlfriends so they can get some ass or something to jack off to when their actual relationships stagnate or become unstable. When you meet a Derek you will know it, they will lie and pretend to be well adjusted people but a smart person can see through a Dereks lies.
"Derek: Ruth I miss you and I still love you, my girlfriend left me again"
"Ruth: Derek I am with someone"
"Derek: Remeber the sex we used to have"
"Ruth: Yeah my husband is much better"
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A gord is a behavior of anyone man or woman who acts luke a total piece of shit. People who fall under the categorization of a gord will live is filth, dont own a home or vehicle and generally act like total bitches.
Person: clean your apartment its filthy
Gord: leave me alone my house is clean and so is my sisters
Person: mhm you're such a gord
A Natalie is a seemingly normal woman but isn't. She might seem to suffer from some kind of cognition problem, she also likes to act high and mighty and gangsta but is almost infintile in nature.
Natalie encompasses the terms garbage and trash and can be used interchangeably as such.
Hey: what day is garbage day?
Me: oh you mean Natalie day? Thursday
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A person who displays serious impulse and emotional disorders. Commonly recognized by this persons ability to make themselves look completely insane, a completely incompetent person who thinks they have the authority to tell others what to do.
Person please be rational about this.
Kathy how dare you tell me what to do, do you know who i am?
Person please allow me to explain
Kathy do as i say or I'm calling the cops
Person ok call them
Kathy oh you better believe I'm going to you're in trouble now.
Cops shut up kathy
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When observed in their nateral habitat the Lawerence is found to lack skills that would be found in otherwise normal subjects. The Lawerence pretends to be tough and worldly but the study of the Lawerence shows his attatchment to parental units and siblings, unable to "Adult" like normal subjects the Lawerence has low self worth and is codependent on others.
"play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole"
"Sounds like a game for Lawerence "
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Someone who stops being your friend suddenly for no reason. The person doesn't have to be an actual amanda to be called an amanda.
Dude: are you and amy not friends anymore?
Girl: I guess not she just started acting like an amanda suddenly
Dude: damn that's the worst
Girl: yeah but I guess I'll miss her more than she misses me
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A Shane is typically a person of Caucasian descent. Shanes tend to be small slow-witted and lack the needed skills to take care of their personal needs such as hygiene, and independent life skills such as holding a job and moderating alcoholic intake. Shanes also tend to be thieves and lack understanding of boundaries, they will even steal from family and try to hit on relatives wives because no one wants their greasy asses. Shanes will usually be found drinking drawing and looking at pornography some of which is the vilest and disgusting of any nature.
"Girl 1 : hey have you seen shane ? "
"Girl 2: Yeah I just saw him walking that way with his back pack"
"Girl 1: OMG Shane just stole all my jewelery "
"Girl 2: How do you know it was him ? "
"Girl 1: Its Shane think about it"
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