rango dean

Baddest gun slinger in the west-basically an urban legend: rango dean is said to appear on horse back running towards your car if you flash your brights 13 times and and say rango dean in your rerview mirror. he will kill you if he sees you.

The only way to break the curse of rango dean is to fart on a bullet and shoot it through his heart

poo biscuit

Biscuits with with poop spread on them as a substitute for nuetella.

Mmmm, the poo biscuit really hits the spot. It taste just like how my mama used to make em

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