council cocktail

Cheap cocktails that you get while out on the piss in town, usually of poor standard

Customer: "I'll have a council cocktail please"
Barkeep: "Will vodka red bull be ok?"
Customer: "Definitely!"
Barkeep: "Safe"

loprey

When someone pulls off something extraordinary

I was at the golf course today and I managed pull off a loprey and somehow got a hole in one

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