Slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

"Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster! I never even saw it coming!"

memecontrol

The act of reading someone’s mind and posting proof in the form of memes that only the mindreader and subject understands.

“Yo, this chic has some serious memecontrol over me. My head is spinning like she’s reading my mind!”

rapaoke

Some white boy named James who loves the music of Lady Love Cool James and thinks he can rap to it at a karaoke bar, but really it is a Rapaoke bar.

Hey, let’s go down to the Rapaoke bar and watch these non-rappers rap!!