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The act of dousing a woman's breasts with a decent load of jizz, thus creating a swiss alps picturesque.
Brandon Lowry was sprayed with a load of jizz on his chest and awoke angrily to find Hank mid-wank. "I'm not a woman!" Brandon Lowry shouted angrily. "Oh, my bad your breasts say otherwise so i put snow on the mountains" replied Hank...
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V. To swat your opponent in the nuts in an upward motion, in an effort to lift them off the ground.
N. The beast-hand
After failure to settle a dispute over their gay marital affairs, Hank gave Brandon Lowry the beast-hand and Lowry could no longer produce sperm.
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Engaging in a monaja trois or (3 way) in which there are 2 guys and 1 girl... Basically the worst kind of a threesome you can have
Jake and I were over at Samantha's place last night and she was pretty horny, so we had an evil threesome, which was alright, but it would have been better if Jake had not been there...
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Noun. The act of tapping someone lightly on the nuts with your foot in an attempt to either piss them off, or let them know you mean business.
Lowry was getting ticked that Hank kept peeing on his house so he went out to yell at him one day to find that Hank would not listen so readily. Lowry then proceeded to give Hank "The Gordon Lightfoot", which knocked Hank out of his alcoholic trance. Then Hank having been "Gordon Lightfooted" decided to turn his life around and become a porn star.